If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.
(Source: libbykamen, via courtneygoof)
— (via rock-n-roll-queen-inahaid)
Story of my life
(via nattlesg)
I just want you to know that I wasn’t ready for you. I still want to be with you, I think I might even love you, but I need to love me first. I want to be the best version of myself before I start something with someone, especially you, because you deserve the best.
i really hate that people don’t think im as funny as i think i am
Here’s a test:
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.
I’m going to drop one. You chose which.
If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.
Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
Because you’re aware there’s a difference.
Now admit it
woah.
BOOM
(via rageaholicanonymous)
There was a kid in my store today who couldn’t have been older than 13 wearing a shirt that said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” Casually and hiding my disdain I turned to his mother and asked “You let him wear that shirt?”, and she replied, “Oh yes. I think it’s funny. We all think it’s hilarious.”
It’s also gonna be really funny when that kid rapes a girl because his parents raised him to be a misogynist pig.