hahahaha I’m so funny, right?!
hahahaha I’m so funny, right?!
(via bhannn)
What I am saying to you, and anyone who feels like they are nothing more than a side-bitch, is: permanently leave for a temporary amount of time. He is too comfortable in his mind, and knows he can have you whenever he wants. You need to make him miss you. Make him realize he doesn’t love his main-bitch as much as he loves you. Starve him of your platinum pussy. Then call him in a few weeks after he has been frantically searching for you, and demand you get promoted to main-bitch.
I wonder what cops do with the weed they confiscate…
I bet they smoke it all and then go on Dunkin Donuts runs.
there could be something wrong with me.
In the myth I just wrote for my religious studies class, this bitch sleeps with Zeus and has a son who becomes a tyrannical king possessed by a pissed off Hera. Hera eventually gets all of his people to kill him by burning him alive, and his mom is so depressed she jumps off a cliff and kills herself.
Moral of the story: Don’t fuck with Hera. I need help.
All day my head was screaming what I know I can’t ever tell you.
I love you.
It kills me.
